• I gave my daughter dolls and toy cars…
  • You are not a nerd…
  • How it actually went down…
  • Jigsaw Kid
  • Awesome Halloween Wheelchairs
  • How I feel uninstalling my favorite video game…
  • I feel like god…
  • Luke, use the Forks…
  • When I notice people has unfriended me on Facebook…
  • Open mouth, insert dog
  • Typo in the bible
  • Daily chair clock