• So boring…
  • He likes his women like he likes his board games…
  • America is safe…
  • Of course I will…
  • It’s time!
  • My computer knowledge…
  • How I look when I try to dance…
  • Every time I see a Lexus commercial…
  • When God created cats and dogs…
  • Why being a 90s kid was awesome
  • Drawing in sand
  • Zombie make-up