• Good luck, future boyfriends…
  • My daughter asked me for a nose ring…
  • He’s always watching you…
  • One does not simply… Oh damn…
  • When my ex calls to say she wants me back…
  • Flying people
  • The baby’s kicking…
  • Hey Elizabeth…
  • Look at this kid…
  • How I used to troll
  • Anyone else just have those days?
  • Sorry, my bad… Oh, cookies!