• Almost no difference…
  • Sick Earth…
  • The world’s angriest-looking cat…
  • Model vs. average woman…
  • Friends vs. Best Friends
  • Alternate beginning to Fresh Prince
  • A Ball of Mackerel
  • Hate away haters
  • If I worked at a restaurant…
  • Every time I smell old milk…
  • What I use Google for
  • Day and night at the same time