• I was at Walmart yesterday…
  • Let’s talk about it…
  • Just a matter of time…
  • Don’t mess with Taylor Swift…
  • Proud Dad
  • I’m wearing a jacket because…
  • So much ruined childhood…
  • Clever reminder
  • Sad Pokemon reality
  • I immediately regret it!
  • Happens to me all the time…
  • Definition of ‘bahaha’