• Hippotenuse…
  • Eternal War
  • Not sure if calm or clam…
  • Pickup line level: Asian
  • It happened to the best of us…
  • I’m not falling for that again
  • When I hear the delivery guy bringing my food…
  • How I feel when shirtless in public
  • How cats see their food…
  • Baby Superman
  • Bring her in…
  • A Ball of Mackerel