• High school dislikes…
  • When girls find out that you’re in a band…
  • Self bicycle kick
  • My only regret…is that I have boneitis
  • Respect existence…
  • Feline facepalm
  • Scumbag fly
  • An 8 year old’s homework assignment
  • Every time I see someone who has gotten lip injections…
  • He-Who-Will-Not-Be-Laid
  • Copper Penny Floor
  • Are you kidding me?