• When a penguin gets sick…
  • Snow White is overrated…
  • I am a gamer…
  • Man’s best friend
  • Cookie Monster’s Internet Settings
  • 90s kids…
  • Spelling lessons
  • Next time…
  • Hmmm… so dogs come from badass wolves and you come from monkeys…
  • Every time I see someone who has gotten lip injections…
  • President of Brazil
  • My ex-wife