• My favorite thing about Winter
  • This is not a room…
  • Oh, the irony…
  • Nice to meet you
  • If you know what I mean…
  • If I choose you over sleep…
  • Scumbag bladder
  • Genius strategy
  • My bed is trying to get me fired
  • You’re a genius
  • Honoring two fallen K9 soldiers
  • Just a man and his dog