• Phone is ringing…
  • A bit long, but definitely worth the read…
  • How I use toilet paper…
  • How Americans feel about silver medals…
  • Haaay!
  • He loves me, he loves me not
  • B*tch please…
  • Give me all your money!
  • First day at the gym
  • First world shower
  • Purple Praying Mantis
  • Once you go black…