• The distance from Earth to the Moon…
  • My daughter asked me for a nose ring…
  • Coming back after a night at the pub…
  • Something that can ruin a kiss…
  • Scumbag wisdom teeth…
  • Child therapy…
  • Why your mom shouldn’t be your Facebook friend
  • SpongeBob emoticons
  • Dog, play dead!
  • Better than none
  • Secret love
  • Proper workplace keyboard finger placement