• Look very closely…
  • Read before talking…
  • You know you’re in a bad restaurant when…
  • My kind of lasagna…
  • If Iron Man was made by Pixar…
  • Too much duck face
  • Girlfriends don’t understand it…
  • It was delicious…
  • Baconnaise
  • Moo! Moo!
  • The sanctity of marriage
  • Humor at the airport