• Keep your eye on the ball…
  • When I’m drunk and want to get my girlfriend in the mood…
  • When my ex calls to say she wants me back…
  • Every time I try to write a paper…
  • Barney’s awesome lying skills…
  • Genius street painter
  • Oh yeah? Well take that!
  • The inspiration behind Futurama characters
  • Every time I check my wallet at the middle of the month…
  • Now my friends won’t talk to me
  • Snake calibration complete
  • And they laughed when I said I wanted to become a cheerleader…

11 June, 2012 in Uncategorized | Comment

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