• Snake is proud of its nom…
  • Grumpy Cat for President…
  • They told me I could become anything…
  • Scumbag Self-Checkout…
  • Just this once…
  • What I do when I don’t know what someone is saying…
  • Asian problems
  • Go ahead…Throw one more snowball…
  • Whenever I go to public restrooms…
  • I dunno…
  • When you miss the bus…
  • The smell of a new book