• No mom will ever understand it
  • Life is…
  • And that’s why you’re fat…
  • We will all meet in hell…
  • If Dr. Seuss had been a bit less subtle…
  • Collateral damage
  • Sir Schnauzer
  • I’m pregnant…
  • You know what? Screw you!
  • Some men…
  • Unless your name is Google…
  • When a girl wants a kiss…