• Pat me human, yes like this…
  • When I say something clever…
  • Baths traumatize even the coolest cats
  • The definition of ‘Tomorrow’
  • People complaining on Facebook…
  • What a deal, right?
  • It explains a lot…
  • Do what it takes for those 15 minutes of fame…
  • You never miss something until you don’t have it anymore…
  • That awkward moment during a test…
  • Wrong decisions
  • 34,000 people on Facebook are retarded