• Five minutes to close…
  • You won’t even notice…
  • Ridiculously awesome hair
  • Is it an instrument?
  • The Batstache
  • Nature sucks
  • The three worst things in history
  • Awesome home library
  • Sometimes you honestly wish it…
  • Women vs. men shoes
  • What I do when I don’t know what someone is saying…
  • “It walks like it shat itself” -Karl Pilkington