• I gave my daughter dolls and toy cars…
  • Every time I check my bank account…
  • You just did…
  • Only in Chicago…
  • He does exist
  • Your favorite band’s next concert location
  • Place thumb over Paul Simon. Embrace the epic moustache.
  • Matching necklace
  • I must go, my people need me
  • Breaking up via text message
  • Come at me snow!
  • A message to ‘pirates’

21 December, 2013 in Funny | Comment