• Buffalo…
  • Patrick, what am I?
  • Dear Tooth Fairy…
  • When I write an essay…
  • May God have mercy on our souls
  • Ah, technology…
  • Wild Snorlax
  • Going to McDonald’s
  • Anderson Cooper being a badass
  • The Proposal
  • Sculpture made out of toothpicks
  • I found this in my fortune cookie