• When I’m drunk and want to get my girlfriend in the mood…
  • Bad decision…
  • I still miss my ex…
  • Why I stopped watching Cartoon Network
  • Someone told me I looked ugly today…
  • I have fingers for a reason…
  • Animal hairstyles
  • Muslim drivers
  • Seriously dude, commas
  • Shout out to all the little girls…
  • Screw the system
  • Dairy farm treatment