• Pass me that thing…
  • And not a single John was seen that day…
  • Screw YOLO…
  • Just a few chips…
  • I don’t think I have this attachment for my vacuum…
  • How real men play Jenga
  • Hide and seek
  • Neil Armstrong has failed us all…
  • Everybody loves Santa
  • Draw straight lines
  • Crime is on the rise
  • The common people don’t want war…