• Annoyed Frodo…
  • Accurate description of my relationship status…
  • The correct use of commas…
  • Would you like help?
  • Recently upgraded my computer…
  • Secret house in the woods
  • Liking your own status
  • Please don’t feed the animals
  • Omelets…
  • You will never leave the house drunk again
  • President of Brazil
  • Thank you NASA.