• Shopping can be hard work…
  • Boys these days…
  • The wench of small stature…
  • Sounds good to me
  • Professor Utonium and Samurai Jack are the same person
  • A guitar is like a good woman
  • Disregard family photo…
  • Damn it, I’m fat…
  • How I feel when I’m wearing new clothes
  • The evolution of the Coca-Cola bottle
  • Okay, you got me
  • If evolution is true…