• The Heaviest Pizza In The World
  • Newborn Baby Chameleons…
  • The appropriate answer…
  • Oh, I’m really sorry…
  • The many faces of texting…
  • To the guy who stole my tomatoes…
  • Go ahead, do it…
  • Power strip pig
  • “Please continue, I’m listening…”
  • I will destroy you
  • How I imagine the zombie apocalypse
  • How my face looks