• When you grow up…
  • If you can read it…
  • Remember fellas, the Kool-Aid always does the trick…
  • He finally got it…
  • Muggles gonna muggle
  • Taste that rainbow, taste it…
  • Finally…
  • Cats make cool noises before they barf
  • Drinking gives you the same benefits as yoga
  • Let’s celebrate Columbus day…
  • What meetings at the UN are really like…
  • Chairman of the Mathematics Department