• I could do this all day…
  • Life has only two choices…
  • Ain’t that the truth..
  • Checked what time the bus was gonna be at my stop…
  • I Love You, Man…
  • I’d love to stay…
  • Hands in the air!
  • Theodore Roosevelt’s diary entry the day his wife died
  • Growing a mustache…
  • Typical Pokemon logic
  • Screw you
  • She said come over…