• It runs in our family…
  • Oh crap, the police!
  • Forget Rolex…
  • Falcon Comedian Bombs
  • Time spent when you can’t sleep
  • Old silk ties wrapped around eggs and boiled for 15 minutes
  • True story about grandmothers
  • The Killers
  • Every year of university
  • Bill Gates’ tip
  • What Mount Rushmore was supposed to look like, before they ran out of funding
  • Gary! You’re still in uniform!