• The original ones…
  • My poor innocent childhood…
  • How conversations work when I’m at a bar…
  • Hurricane Sandy’s Twitter Account…
  • Don’t play with your food…
  • Still worth it…
  • Party Rock is in the House Tonight…
  • Freedom coming your way…
  • Academic acronyms
  • The ‘Alien Brain Hemorrhage’
  • Getting into college
  • Every essay I have ever written