• After just one day on Facebook…
  • The five elements of life
  • When your name is in a math problem…
  • How to troll someone’s computer
  • The 8 stages of an all-nighter
  • Some relationships…
  • Not even once
  • A more aggressive sales campaign
  • Not tonight darling…
  • Every time I go to the dentist…
  • I saw 2 hipsters talking today…
  • Cat must have cereal