• A balanced diet…
  • They wouldn’t believe it was a wrong number…
  • Stay away human…
  • After I yell at my dog for barking at another dog…
  • Suspicious dogs are suspicious
  • Sorry what? Oh, yeah OK…
  • My pillow
  • Have you seen this man?
  • Spaces between your fingers
  • Even spiderman has to commute
  • Did you just say… vet?
  • A present from my dog