• I have a weird family…
  • Accurate description of my relationship status…
  • You are…
  • Calm down human…
  • Back in the 90s…
  • Well damn, Santa…
  • Just another Sunday in Cincinnati…
  • Tonight I want it dirty
  • When I see a person from High School…
  • Afraid of the Government
  • Making a bad situation worse
  • I think my dog is a cat