• When you tell a girl she’s pretty…
  • I didn’t choose it…
  • And that’s why you’re fat…
  • Let me just park…
  • Dogs understand each other…
  • I still miss my ex…
  • No alcohol beyond this point…
  • Hipsters
  • Not sure if trolling or just dumb…
  • How you know it’s getting cold in Portland
  • 75% derp
  • Go away bird, I’m eating my morning nut.