• How many kids do you have?
  • Calm Them…
  • You’re bigger…
  • Too bad…
  • Still waiting…
  • Smiling at the camera…
  • The all-time question…
  • The light we see at the end of the tunnel
  • I am the great Cornholio!
  • Reasons I make any noise in the shower
  • So quick to judge…
  • Cowabunga!