• They didn’t put a ring on it…
  • The Olympics started 3000 years ago?
  • Bill Cosby on grandmothers
  • So my girlfriend said I should watch Twilight…
  • Every Cat. Every Time.
  • When you have company over…
  • A shot of happiness, please…
  • Knock it off, Jesus!
  • How fast clothes get dirty
  • It hurts
  • Don’t mind me and keep making out…
  • Psst, hey…