• If phones were vehicles…
  • Tired of being fat and ugly?
  • You mean I just squeeze the Nutella into my mouth?
  • If you didn’t have one…
  • Taylor, please…
  • The Perfect Man
  • Tired…
  • If cartoon characters were in college…
  • Why my girlfriend is the one that always cooks…
  • My dog when I wake up every morning…
  • That’s the spirit!
  • You’re doing it right