• Calm Them…
  • Whenever my computer forgets my auto-fill info…
  • Facebook for me lately…
  • Coffee mode ON
  • Every freaking month…
  • Classy plastic surgeon
  • Matchhead
  • How a bacon cheeseburger is made
  • How I imagine Kanye West
  • Platypus: The Swiss Army Knife of Animals
  • Women
  • Can I please sleep here tonight?