• Things you must try on an elevator…
  • Silence is golden…
  • That’s right, Simba…
  • Video games are getting too real…
  • They’re immortal…
  • I don’t always eat cookies…
  • Honey, I’m just as surprised as you are…
  • Moms these days
  • When a girl puts her head on my shoulder
  • I’ve raised him well
  • Must… stop… looking…
  • When I was a kid…