• A bit long, but definitely worth the read…
  • Every time I cook something for myself…
  • You should quit drinking…
  • The clown will pay…
  • Difficulty Level: Asian
  • Hey, second floor!
  • Border patrol
  • I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my Squishy
  • How I feel at work on Mondays
  • Texting the ex-girlfriend
  • Clever costume idea
  • OK Ethel, you’re on point