• Really bad analogies written by high school students…
  • If only we listened to her, we could have stopped it…
  • The average female purse
  • Watermelon Lion
  • Funerals in the future…
  • Multitasker
  • This is your captain speaking…
  • Why are you wearing glasses?
  • Poor granny
  • Can I sleep yet?
  • Late for work
  • A marble being thrown through a bubble