• How I feel going to work every morning…
  • Wanna know who’s beautiful?
  • Couches, how do they work?
  • No, Lil Wayne…
  • Dear sidewalk…
  • As the great Joker once said…
  • Troll candy
  • Every freakin time
  • Happy Potter…
  • When I make sexy sounds
  • Saw… The Beginning.
  • Dear 20-something-year-olds…