• Stay away from the grass…
  • You don’t need steroids to walk on the moon…
  • This is the only reason I know where Kentucky is on the map
  • Jesusing
  • This seems about right…
  • The Six Levels of Self-Exile
  • When you want to slap someone…
  • Therapists
  • When you just can’t help it…
  • Well, that’s one way to break the news
  • There’s no way you’re going to…damn
  • Chasing after people