• Welcome sir…
  • I need this piranha plant in my backyard…
  • Spontaneous Wingman of the Year…
  • Quit looking…
  • What we really do…
  • Doing some crunches…
  • When God created cats and dogs…
  • My current relationship status
  • Why so serious?
  • No one’s ever going to believe you
  • When asking her out…
  • OK Ethel, you’re on point