• I don’t know how not to swear…
  • Literally…
  • I asked for money this Christmas…
  • They can’t stand my fabulousness…
  • Well played Waldo…
  • And not a single John was seen that day…
  • Wise Words, Al…
  • Truths about my life…
  • From your loving son…
  • This guy has some weird power
  • Why are you wearing glasses?
  • We can start right now