• You should always be yourself…
  • Daylight Savings?
  • There has been a miracle…
  • You don’t mess with a jellyfish…
  • Direct eye contact…
  • Overly Attached Girlfriend Leaves a Message…
  • Distorted reflections
  • Teenage girls nowadays
  • Can I play again?
  • Every time I make spaghetti…
  • Zombies? Too busy crapping my pants…
  • Curious owl is curious