• How come I never noticed this?
  • Can’t deny it…
  • In one of the universes, I’m Batman…
  • Just look at the camera…
  • Wrote you a get well card…
  • Genie Wish…
  • Men are men…
  • Those damn hipsters…
  • Our current economy…
  • How I look when I play most sports…
  • After I yell at my dog for barking at another dog…
  • My new favorite sports fan