• Overweight Luggage Fees…
  • Every month the same thing happens…
  • Do you know who I am?
  • We will all meet in hell…
  • Fortune cookies
  • Face it…
  • “The Hunger Games” themed wedding
  • Taking a nap after school…
  • The media coverage
  • Silly bird, that is not a hat. You’re not even a person.
  • My toilet paper is trying to tell me something
  • You know your kid loves his gift when…