• I’m not interested
  • Swiss water-proof watch is sold in a bag of water…
  • Once upon a time…
  • Inspiring words…
  • May I, Sir?
  • Evolutionary success
  • Snotty sneeze
  • Just a McDonald’s drive through in Texas
  • Every time I see someone else on Facebook at 3 AM
  • Same shirt…
  • If you’re dying…
  • Smartass pregnancy test