• Language was invented for a reason…
  • It’s not easy…
  • I’m just like an onion…
  • You just got Gangnam’d…
  • We live in a messed up world
  • Join the army they said…
  • Sleep good…
  • Obama’s response to Congress when he heard pizza is a vegetable
  • Smart kid
  • I can see stars…
  • You’re not getting any younger…
  • “Whoa… you just blew my mind.”