• What do you mean this gift is not for me?
  • Scorpions are jerks…
  • No sleeping tonight…
  • Beer, Stahp…
  • Only in Japan: Apple iPod vending machine
  • It’s tough being a blender
  • Bender being Bender
  • It was worth it
  • Wife being annoying?
  • Thoon…
  • It’s fine…
  • Now hold on just one minute, sir!