• For people you can’t stand…
  • Hey Jasmine…
  • The world’s most unusual hotel beds…
  • Screw you, scientists…
  • Don’t make me get my belt
  • I feel for you, bro…
  • Facebook notifications
  • Hey, why so serious?
  • When you hear your own voice…
  • Trolling from prison…
  • Automatic “don’t touch it” device
  • Don’t ever lose your pen