• Plenty of Fish in the Sea…
  • She’ll appreciate them…
  • Getting a new phone…
  • Every time I try to sleep…
  • Poor guy just can’t catch a break
  • Espresso
  • When you eat popcorn…
  • Tiger rug made of 500,000 cigarettes
  • Realistic wedding cake topper
  • Enough with the school thing, more pictures of kitties…
  • That’s why I don’t eat lobster
  • Another chemistry joke…